Letterman's Top 10 Signs Your NFL Team Owner Is Nuts

We typically focus on sports technology on this blog, but couldn't help it given Bud Adams crazy antics this past weekend.

CBS' David Letterman: "The guy who owns the Tennessee Titans football team, 86-year-old Bud Adams, was fined $250,000 by the NFL for making an obscene gesture at Buffalo Bills fans during Sunday's game in Nashville. … And that's what he does when his team wins" ("Late Show," CBS, 11/17).

10) "Married to a tackling dummy."

9) "Team plays in North Carolina, builds new stadium in North Dakota."

8) "Only reason he hired head coach was because he had his own whistle."

7) "Encourages vendors to sell beer to players during game."

6) "Asked owner of Detroit Lions for tips on building a winner."

5) "He just tested positive for steroids – can you believe that?"

4) "Pregame pep talk – asks team to lose by more than seven-and-a-half."

3) "Thinks 'Things More Fun Than Reading the Sarah Palin Memoir' isn’t funny."

2) "His motto: 'If we want to win as a team, we need to shower as a team.'"

1) "Gives players the weekend off."